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Why don’t I usually go hangout at bars? For me, bars are such a terrible way to find ANYTHING that I find valuable.

For me, bars are horrible for getting good simple NSA sex. People usually end up being total flakes at bars, or worse. If I eventually do get sex with them they are often so unbelievably obliterated that it’s terrible sex. And, whether the sex was good or atrocious, the likelihood of ever getting a call / text back is somewhere near 0.001% - even when a dude won’t shut up about how amazing the sex was and how much they can’t wait for next time. Ugh.

Bars are horrible for finding people for the kind of friendships / relationships I am interested in. I can only attribuite this to the fact that I am a sex-positive, tattooed, vegan, poly, witch… and above all enjoy people who are deeply intelligent and interesting to interact with. Bar culture exploits and propagates people uniting and sharing common, boring, and socially average interests… and often shuns those who don’t conform. This even includes the crowds at ‘Leather Bars’ that are often sex-friendly, but not very different-friendly.

Hell, I can’t even hold a good conversation at a bar; I have to shout, the people I talk with are drunk (to various degrees), and it’s a public space (so people won’t really open up as readily). So even going to a bar to hang out with friends ends up being useless… not to mention 500% - 5,000% overpriced.

Sure, I’ve got some great sex, friendships, relationships, and conversations from bars… but it’s really, really rare. So if you ask me to go out to a bar, and I turn you down, trust me… it has nothing to do with you.

Already excited to be in the #PornStarRoom tonight at Steamworks - who’s going to come take my dick, and / or fuck me like a bitch? :-)

Sat on a thick / large plug for an hour after getting home from Steamworks, eventually shot a huge thick load up to my neck - yum!

Been so busy I forgot to tweet about the sex I had last night at Steamworks!

I started off sucking a big dicked guy who was slowly jerking in the glory-hole space on the 2nd floor (on the far end in the darkened spot). He was sitting on the bench, totally naked, with his long fat cock in his hand slowly rubbing it up and down. I walked over and I couldn’t tell if he was into me. I slowly grabbed his dick and jerked it for a bit, and after I could tell he was cool with it, I got down on my knees and swallowed his hole dick deep. He moaned pretty loud as I sucked it, having me slow down and lick his balls more than once because I was getting him too close. Eventually he shot a huge load and gave me a sly smile when he said thanks. It was hot!

Later I found another big dicked black guy in the same space, jerking his cock behind the glory hole. I persuaded him to push it through the hole so I could suck it and it was fucking HUGE. Thick and long, almost unable to fit in my mouth at all. Insanely impressive. He’d switch off between jerking into my mouth with his thick foreskin, fucking my face while he held his foreskin back at the base, or having me lick his balls while he jerked his dick. I didn’t finish him off but it was a great BJ to give.

Near the end of my night there I found a tall, shaved head, built white guy with (you guessed it) a big dick. We started to suck eachother off in the glory hole room on the 2nd floor (well lit one with all the TVs playing porn) but eventually he asked me if I wanted to go to a more private space. We weren’t getting harassed by anyone who was too ‘grabby’ but I agreed and offered one half of the glory-hole room in the center of that space, with the dividing wall that’s made of plexiglass. We walked in and I continued to suck him. A few guys would come in and watch (while jerking) in the opposite side of the room (we were separated from them by the glass) and a few of them watching us were damn hot. Sadly the dude I was with was clearly into 1:1 only, and often would have his back to them… but I tried to get as much of an eye-full as I could when I was able to ;-) We would makeout quite a bit and eventually his fingers found their way to my hole and it made him even harder. I turned around and he ran his cock against my hole… it felt great. I opened the door, grabbed a condom, threw it on his cock, spat on my hand, rubbed it on my hole, and he slid his thick dick deep inside me. It. Felt. Amazing. His strong hands and thick arms holding me at my waist while his thick cock fucked me deep. So hot. We continued that for a while, eventually switching back to me blowing him until he shot his massive load.

Through the second half of us fucking there was a hot latin guy watching from the other half of the room, and when the guy who came left, I invited him over. We played for a little while with his nice (not HUGE, but bigger than average) cock, but he was looking to play unsafe with some guys, and since it wasn’t my thing, we both bid eachother goodluck and went on our way.

Shortly after that (back in the main gloryhole room space) I found a cute college guy. He was getting his nice white dick sucked (with it’s untrimmed bush) and I started making out with him while I would jerk and tease his hole. He soon asked if I wanted lube and we tried to fuck there, but it wasn’t a good position. We made our way back to the separated glory-hole room, grabbed a condom, and I was inside him in no time flat. Since I had been teasing my dick all evening I was already on the verge when I met this boy, so it didn’t take me long to cum after I started fucking his tight hole. We both smiled, kissed, and I made my way home.

What a hot fucking Wednesday night! I know of almost no better ways to spend it, and it certainly beat looking for cock online and getting blueballed / flakes. I love that place!

Slowly starting to get ready to head to Steamworks tonight for a all-night fuckathon. Getting, getting, the works. Who’s game?

I gave a trick 2 hours to prepare before I got there. Wasn’t ready. Waited another hour once I arrived, then I got dressed and walked out.

I gave a trick 2 hours to prepare before I got there. Wasn’t ready. Waited another hour once I arrived, then I got dressed and walked out.

Just fisted & fucked a short built guy on cam in the Porn Star Room at Steamworks with my Fort Troff Fat Boy Coco Sheath - its busy tonight!